Toggle navigation. Categories Discussions Activity Sign In. April edited December in General. I am interested in visiting Madeira alone, but I need a companion for two weeks, I need a beautiful woman to stay with me to show me around and of course keep me happy for two weeks.. April By that approach, I think you'll come alone and stay alone.
I'm not offering nothing by replying to your post. I'm not a neither beautifull, neither a lady. My advice is for you to buy a SAM bus ticket and get out on Pinaculo. It's very famous in Madeira not just by it's sight, it's also because it's a high place Joe, you got to be kidding. The women on Madeira are to uptight. They don't even have a strip joint in Funchal. Jo, you're sad! I guess no one has sex in Madeira, I will bring my own companion, I wish to thank all that replied. I can't wait to see, the beautiful Island of Madeira.
When they start taking their clothes off they look worse than with them all on. Joe, You are sick. There is no way you'll get any responses to your advert. I agree with Zakit, in that you will probably remain alone You should definately take that bus trip That sounds interesting; I'll have to check it out next time I'm there.
Any lap dancing going on? Oh dear! I wonder if your 'companion' realises she is second best?!! Maybe if she had access to this page she would think twice about coming with you - you really are so shallow! It was very generous of you Raquel to assume that he was bringing a woman. Is his companion not more likely, perhaps, to be a goldfish or an old blanket? For myself, I assumed that any companion of his would need to be incapable of answering back or perhaps even logical thought.
Okay Joe, you seem to think that no one has sex in Madeira? That has to be the stupidest remark I have ever heard Well, I know for a fact that the majority of madeirans are crazy about sex who isn't? I went to Madeira with my friend last year, and after a night of over indulgence on the local poncha, we ended up on a dark and secluded beach with two madeiran locals I'm sure you can imagine what went on - needless to say we had bruises all over our bums from the pebbly beach!!!
