Of all the places to escape the weather in Montreal, probably the most inviting spots are the ones where you can make it rain indoors and yet people are taking their clothes off! One way to solve that. Club Wanda's Downtown Wanda's, with its many scintillating offerings, will actually make you feel vaguely classy at least for a strip club. It's equipped with three bars, a full wine list, champagne selections, an upstairs terrace, a full VIP floor, and even fruit and cheese plates, making it pretty much the closest to an actual "gentleman's club" that Montreal has to offer.
Super Sexe Downtown Super Sexe is super-famous, and that fame will cost you. It's extremely fun, but nothing you won't get anywhere else. Solid Gold Villeray A ways up St. Laurent is Solid Gold, a local favourite. You won't find too many tourists here, and it's made to look like a renovated movie theater, for some atmospheric flair to the ladies' performances. Cabaret Les Amazones has two bars, two stages, good grub, and plenty of servers and dancers, without an intense amount of tourists.
Do not bring your wife. Studio d'Exhibitioniste Pussy Corps Quartier Latin Far from your average strip club, Pussy Corps is a brothel hybrid where they take you upstairs to a special themed room of your choice for a show. Plus, the name is freaking awesome.
Tantra Gentlemen's Club Ahuntsic-Cartierville A newer addition to the strip club scene in Montreal is Tantra, with some very appealing daily specials. Plan your week accordingly. Laurent party strip, Kamasutra has all the stuff a strip club should have, including lotto machines. If you want a more intimate or cramped setting, go here instead. Still, there are cheap drinks and dances which make it perfect for smaller groups.
It has standard pricing and offerings, just in a very small space, so try to avoid it on busy weekend nights or when planning special events. No bar though, which may be best, because you don't want to be passing out on any mattresses. Cafe Cleopatra Ville Marie Old-school to the max, Cafe Cleopatra is a straight-up strip club with very few frills, and it's lovable because of it.
