Last Updated on February 9, This bus, going to Loveland? Occasionally, Koreans can surprise you. A couple of month ago, it was a mystery to me as to where all the sexual naughtiness in Korean culture was hidden. Now, standing before the un-pearly gates of Loveland , I was about to have all presupposed ideas about a virginal Korea redefined.
A naughty Korea was more like it. So I was surprised when I learned that Korea has a penis park to honor the male anatomy with giant sculptures of the schlong. But I was triply surprised to find that Korea had a sex park! A definite education of sorts if you were ever misled about what sex was or could be.
Outside, the building and parking lot barring entry into the sex theme park loomed as banal and depressing as an L. No neon lights, just a small quiet sign which looked like a contraceptive logo. An element of cheesy and surprise prevails, however when you enter the theme park. Well, apparently Koreans see sex the way many normal sex-loving folk do.
There was nothing hardcore, obscene, raunchy, smutty, or suggestive of something you might want to whip out your hand sanitizer for. The sexually explicit nature of the artwork was tasteful and entertaining. Erotic sculptures, penis fountains, a giant hand fingering a vagina and abstract artwork⦠the park felt at times, a bit whimsical, absurd and playfully curious. Walking into Loveland. Impossible Feats of Sexual Strangeness. Exploring Sexual Peaks. Watering Holes. Fingering the Hole.
Twin Hills or Tit Hills. Turn the Crank to Make Whoopee. Stepping inside the simple two-story museum, you immediately encounter a glass case display of dildos, vibrators and flavored lubricants to smother yourself with in sex-play. Nothing much outside your standard sex toy shop. That said, the upstairs exhibition was by far, my favorite. Call me a sucker for miniatures clay figurines which remind me of stop-motion animations I loved as a child!
